Valmai Wind Dancer AUS YT

Issue No. 14 — Spring 2026

The Craftsman’s Review

Stories from Australia’s sheds, workshops & verandahs

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“My eyes can’t find the fine line any more. And the fine line is the whole dancer.” — Why a 75-year-old folk painter from the Bellinger Valley is letting her last 160 hand-painted wind dancers go for far less than they’re worth.

Valmai Kerslake holding two of her hand-painted wind dancers in her old dairy shed studio near Bellingen
Valmai Kerslake in the old dairy shed behind her house, where every dancer has been painted since 2012.

The Bellinger Valley runs from the Dorrigo escarpment down to the sea, all green paddocks, river flats and rainforest gullies. Out past the edge of Bellingen, behind a weatherboard farmhouse with a sagging verandah, there’s an old timber dairy shed nobody has milked a cow in since 1994. The louvres let the morning light in in stripes. On a long shelf along the back wall stand the last of Valmai Kerslake’s dancers.

Valmai is 75. For forty-one years she painted dinnerware by hand in the paint room of a stoneware pottery down on the coast — blue birds, blue vines, blue wildflowers, freehand, eight hours a day. When the pottery shut in 2011, she carried her brushes home in a Milo tin.

Since 2012, she has made only one thing: small hand-painted figures of women in wide bell skirts, with long, loose legs, that hang from a cord and dance whenever the wind picks up.

There are 160 left on that shelf. After those, she puts the brushes down.

The Doll She Hung Up to Dry

A small hand-painted figure in a bell skirt turning on a nail under a verandah roof as a storm comes in
The verandah nail where the very first dancer was hung up to dry in the summer of 2012.

The first one was never meant to move. In January 2012, Valmai made a little figure for her granddaughter Tahnee, who was six and wanted “a lady in a big skirt.” She ran out of glue before she could fix the legs in place, so she hung them loose on a wire under the skirt and hooked the whole thing on a nail under the verandah to let the paint dry.

Two days later a summer storm came down off the Dorrigo escarpment. Valmai was at the kitchen sink when she looked up and saw it through the window.

The little lady was turning on her cord. Slowly at first, then in wide, lazy circles, her skirt swinging out, her loose legs kicking and crossing underneath like she was taking the first steps of a waltz. Every gust, a new step.

“I painted plates for forty-one years and never once saw one move. I made a doll for a six-year-old, and the wind taught her to dance.”

— Valmai Kerslake

Tahnee got her dancer that weekend. By Easter, Valmai had made a dozen more, every skirt a little different, every one with its legs left loose on purpose. She hasn’t made anything else since.

People Always Ask Where the Motor Is

Close-up of a wind dancer turning on her cord, her loose legs swinging under the bell skirt
The legs hang free under the skirt. When the wind moves her, they swing, cross and kick — never the same way twice.

Visitors to the shed always do the same thing. They watch a dancer turn by the open door, legs swinging, and they look for the battery. There isn’t one. No motor, no spring, no switch. Just a hand-painted lady on a cord and whatever the air is doing.

In a light breeze she sways a little, back and forth, like someone humming to herself. In a steady nor’easter she turns, slowly, her skirt swinging out and her legs drifting behind her. When a proper storm rolls through, she spins and kicks like a girl at a woolshed dance.

Because each one hangs from a single point at her raised hand, she moves with the smallest draught — even an open kitchen window is enough.

“Most garden things just sit there and get rained on. She tells you the weather’s changed.”

— Valmai Kerslake

Watch Her Dance

A breezy morning on the verandah.
Five dancers by the garden door.

No batteries and no gears. Just a painted lady on a cord, and a bit of wind.

Why None of Them Has a Face

A wind dancer hanging on the verandah beside the open kitchen window, with an old peg doll on the sill
Her mum’s peg doll, still on the kitchen windowsill after seventy years.

On Valmai’s kitchen windowsill stands a little doll made from an old wooden dolly peg, wrapped in a scrap of faded floral cotton. Her mum, June, made it for her in 1956 out of the clothes-peg bag, the way mums in the bush made them for generations. It has no face. June never painted faces on them.

“I asked her once why she didn’t draw a face on,” Valmai says. “She said a doll with no face can be anybody you love. You look at it and you see who you need to see.”

So none of the dancers has a face. People tell Valmai the Reader looks just like their sister, or the Harvest dancer is their mum at the Bellingen Show. That’s the whole point.

When the sky goes dark over the escarpment, Valmai makes a cuppa, leans on that windowsill next to June’s peg doll, and watches the dancer on the verandah begin to turn.

Five Dancers, Five Stories

All five wind dancers hanging side by side from a beam in the dairy shed
The Painter, the Harvest dancer, the Bluebird, the Reader and the Bouquet.

Valmai never planned a collection. Each dancer came from something around the place.

The Painter is Valmai herself, at nineteen, in her first week in the pottery paint room, holding a palette she wasn’t yet allowed to use on the good plates.

The Harvest dancer is her sister Noreen, who has grown Queensland Blue pumpkins on the same patch at Thora for fifty years and carries the best one into the Bellingen Show pavilion like a baby.

The Bluebird came from the superb fairy-wrens that nest in the grevillea by the shed door. A little blue cock bird has been hopping along that fence every spring since 2009. Tahnee always called him the bluebird, and the name stuck.

The Reader is Tahnee — the six-year-old who got the very first dancer, and who spent every school holidays afterwards reading in the old cane chair on the verandah.

The Bouquet is the wildflowers Valmai carried down the aisle in 1972, picked that morning from the roadside on the Waterfall Way by her husband, Col. He passed in 2019. She paints that one slowest.

The Crock on the Shelf Above the Paint Table

An old stoneware crock full of letters and cards on a shelf above the paint table
A few hundred letters, kept in a stoneware crock from the pottery where she painted for forty-one years.

Valmai keeps the letters in a big stoneware crock with a chip out of the rim, one of the last pieces to come out of the pottery’s kiln. There are a few hundred by now: cards, notes on the backs of envelopes, the odd photo. She took three out when I asked.

The first was from a woman named Margaret in Armidale, who hung a Bouquet dancer outside the window of the room where her husband spent his last spring. “He couldn’t say much by then,” she wrote. “But every time the wind turned her round, he’d lift one finger and smile.”

“That one stays on top. I don’t take it out often.”

— Valmai Kerslake

The second came from a retired postie named Graham in Ballarat, sixty-eight, who bought a Bluebird “as a joke” for his wife’s birthday and now admits he’s the one sitting on the back deck waiting for the wind.

The third was a folded card from a woman named Jillian in Hobart. One sentence, in green ink: “Every storm used to frighten me. Now I go to the window to watch her dance.”

“You paint plates for forty years and somebody eats off them and never gives you a thought,” Valmai says. “With these, people write back.”

Five Things the Shop-Bought Ones Get Wrong

A glossy mass-made garden figure next to one of Valmai's hand-painted wind dancers
Left: a $15 garden figure from a discount store. Right: one of Valmai’s dancers.

Valmai has bought the cheap ones to see what people are being sold. She keeps finding the same five problems.

1. The Glued-Down Legs

Factory figures have their legs moulded or glued in place. They hang there like a statue and never move. Valmai’s dancers hang their legs loose under the skirt on purpose — that’s what makes them dance.

2. The Sticker Skirt

The pattern on a cheap figure is a printed decal. One Aussie summer and it fades to a ghost. Every skirt Valmai sends out is painted freehand, line by line, so no two are exactly alike.

3. The Flimsy Hook

A thin plastic loop glued onto a head snaps in the first real storm. Valmai’s dancers hang by a sturdy cord knotted around the raised hand itself, so the figure turns freely and stays put.

4. The Painted-On Smile

Mass-made figures all wear the same cartoon face. Valmai leaves the face blank, the way her mum did, so the dancer can be whoever you need her to be.

5. The Signed Hem

Turn a dancer upside down and look under the skirt. Valmai’s initials, V.K., are painted along the inside of the hem on every one. “If I didn’t paint it,” she says, “it doesn’t leave the shed.”

Why She’s Putting the Brush Down

Valmai at her paint table under a magnifier lamp, holding a fine brush over the skirt of a Bluebird dancer
The magnifier lamp helped for a while. It doesn’t any more.

Two winters ago, the line started to wobble. Valmai thought it was her hand. It was her eyes. The specialist in Coffs Harbour called it macular degeneration — the centre of her sight going soft, the edges still fine.

She can still mix a colour. She can still see a dancer turning from across the shed. What she can’t do any more is put a vine one hair wide around a bell skirt and know it’s straight.

“My eyes can’t find the fine line any more. And the fine line is the whole dancer.”

— Valmai Kerslake

So she painted one last batch, slowly, through the winter and into spring, with the lamp pulled down close: 160 dancers, all five designs. When those are gone, there won’t be any more.

A hand-painted folk-art piece from a gallery in Byron Bay runs well past two hundred dollars. Valmai is letting the last 160 go for not much more than the cost of her materials and the postage. She knocked back a gift-shop chain in Sydney that wanted the whole shelf, and a collector from Brisbane who offered to buy every Bouquet.

“I don’t need the money,” she says. “I need them out in the wind. One sitting in a box in somebody’s cupboard is a dancer who never gets to dance.”

Valmai doesn’t own a computer. Tahnee, twenty now, set up the little online shop last spring after she posted a video of her own dancer spinning on her share-house balcony in Newcastle and woke up to 214 messages. Valmai still writes a card by hand for every order.

While the last dancers are still on the shed shelf:

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Painted by Valmai in the Bellinger Valley, NSW — packed with her handwritten card

“I Catch Myself Watching Her for an Hour” — What They Wrote Valmai After the First Windy Day

A reader on her verandah watching a Reader wind dancer turn in the breeze
Sent in by a reader in Toowoomba, QLD: “Cuppa on the verandah, watching her dance.”

★★★★★

“Hung her on the verandah the day she arrived. That arvo the breeze came up and she started turning, legs swinging, and my husband came out of the shed to see what I was laughing at. We sat out there till dark.”

— Robyn T., 71, Toowoomba, QLD

★★★★★

“I’ve got a whole garden full of ornaments that just sit there. She’s the only one that does anything. I can see her from the kitchen sink, and on windy days I catch myself watching her for an hour.”

— Kerrie M., 66, Bendigo, VIC

★★★★★

“Bought the Harvest dancer for my mum, who grew pumpkins her whole life. There was a handwritten card from Valmai in the box. Mum read it twice and tucked it in her Bible.”

— Leanne P., 58, Wagga Wagga, NSW

Four Honest Questions Before You Order

Where should I hang her?

Anywhere the air moves: a verandah hook, a pergola beam, a tree branch, a shepherd’s hook in the garden, a balcony rail, even inside by an open window. She dances best where she can turn freely and catch a breeze from more than one side. Under the verandah roof she’ll keep her colours bright the longest.

Can she stay outside?

Yes. Valmai’s own dancer has hung on the front verandah through every season since 2012, summer storms included. If a cyclone or a wild hailstorm is on the way, bring her inside for the night, the same as you’d bring in a hanging basket.

How big is she?

About 26.8 cm (10.6 in) from the top of her raised hand to the tips of her shoes, 10.5 cm across at the widest point and 8.6 cm deep. Big enough to see from the kitchen window, small enough for a narrow verandah.

What if she arrives and I don’t love her?

Hang her up for 90 days. If she isn’t what you hoped for, send one email and you get your money back. No questions.

Forty-one years of painted plates. Fourteen years of dancers. One shelf left.

The last of the batch is on the shelf right now.

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160 hand-painted dancers from Valmai’s shed near Bellingen — while they last

More From the Verandahs They Landed On

★★★★★

“The Bluebird is even prettier than the pictures. You can see every brushstroke on the skirt. Nobody’s ever asked me about a garden ornament before. Everyone asks about her.”

— Glenys H., 69, Mount Barker, SA

★★★★★

“We had a cracker of a storm the second week. I stood at the back door and watched her spin on the pergola for twenty minutes. Not a chip on her the next morning.”

— Denise W., 74, Mudgee, NSW

★★★★★

“Ordered the Reader for myself and the Painter for my daughter, who teaches art in Perth. When it’s windy we video-call each other and hold the phone up to the window so we can watch them dance.”

— Sue F., 63, Albany, WA

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